girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
why can’t there be a tumblr town
like when you sign up for tumblr you have to move to tumblr town
the houses are divided by fandoms
free food and drinks
no long distance
and peasant free
because we’d all fucking kill each other within 24 hours because of all the fandom and ship wars and the town would turn into a complete and total war zone
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”
And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,
asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.
…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in.
Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.