patbby:

girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

• a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
• a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vagina

(Source: notkorra)

spooky-klainerinthetardis:

msbennets:

wizardklainerinthetardis:

why can’t there be a tumblr town

like when you sign up for tumblr you have to move to tumblr town

the houses are divided by fandoms

free food and drinks

fanfiction library

tumblr academy

no long distance

and peasant free

sigh

because we’d all fucking kill each other within 24 hours because of all the fandom and ship wars and the town would turn into a complete and total war zone

well then

(Source: deanwouldratherhavecas)

disney-garden:

I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!” 

And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,

asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human. 

…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. 

Everyone else got a kick out of my reference too.